In light of the outdoor environment of my new job as an Education Guide, I decided I needed to get a coat that would withstand the elements. I had an unused gift card from Christmas, a 20% coupon, and a little extra time, so I went shopping. (Which is not my forte, by the way.) I, luckily, found exactly what I wanted right away – a 3-in-1 system jacket in an awesome, bold green color. I noticed that it was on clearance for $40, originally $200. Wow! Ok. I’m liking this . . .

But my gift card was for $50. Hmm . . .

So I went to another section of the store and took a peek at the clearance racks. (Also something I am not good at – ick!) But I figured I could use some sturdy pants or maybe a shirt or two that would be appropriate. I found two pair of cargo pants, but alas, they were too big. Then I couldn’t find any others in my size. Bummer. But as I quickly scanned the racks for colors I liked in fabrics that were suitable, I found four shirts. Also on clearance. One was $7.20, another was $4.80, and the other two were $3.20. Ok . . . I was done. I didn’t want to overdo it.

I got to the register. I placed my items on the counter and the very nice cashier began ringing everything up. I handed over my 20% coupon and my $50 gift card. I nearly fell over when she told me how much I owed . . .

69¢

As I stood there in stunned silence, she smiled at me, handed me the receipt, and cheerfully told me I had just saved $225.28. “Have a nice day,” she said with a smile. I picked up my chin, managed a “Thank you. You, too,” and moved forward, quickly checking to make sure I hadn’t drooled all over the counter. I checked the receipt just to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating, then smiled.

Yes, I think I will have a nice day . . .